Patty Cake - 9th-14th May in the Cobalt Cafe

Lauren(Rebecca Walsh) hasn’t tasted the decadent essence of Sue’s Patty in a long time so Sue(Jennifer English) decides to give her girlfriend a little push on their eight month and two day anniversary. However, the sudden disappearance of Labia, Laurens pussy, turns things bitter and not even Betty Crocker’s frosting can help Sue sweeten up her chocolate covered Patty with her buttercream filling enough to tempt Lauren.

Will Sue manage to get her girlfriend to light her wick tonight or will the flickering flame be blown out once again?

Ingredients: Chocolate, laughter, a missing pussy and a big dollop of sexual frustration.

9th-14th May in the Cobalt Cafe, North Great Georges Street, Dublin.
8pm.

Festival Review:

Patty Cake is hilarious. Written by Patrick Kinsella, it brings chocolate fantasy to new heights. Two frustrated lovers Lauren and Sue use a chocolate cake to explain their sexual frustration to each other. From spatula to icing bowl, candles to Betty Crocker, this intimate and funny tale is pure fetish heaven. Rebecca Walsh is the butch one, business suit, over tired and low libido. Jennifer English’s hilarious attempts to out Bree, Bree in the kitchen are a delight. Hew hysteria is never ending and she tries to put some spice (or chocolate) back into their relationship. The text message scene is as clever as it is funny. There is a double ending as Walsh’s exit line is the perfect end to this hilarious tale of icing, licking, gardening, fabia and baking. It all results in the perfect recipe for a first class comedy short.

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